So, what did you do first this morning when you woke up?

I came to find you guys. Because I wanted to tell you... that I didn't go pee pees in my bed! 3 nights in a row! I got a Little Mermaid blanket for 2 nights, and now I did 3. What's my prize for 3 nights?

Um, your prize was the candy I gave you when we got up. Speaking of getting up, what was on the clock when you came to find us this morning?

There was a 5 on the clock when I came looking for you. That's too early. There's supposed to be a 7. But I came to find you and get a treat.

And then we snuggled and went back to sleep. I loved that. What happened when there was a 7 on the clock and we woke up?

When I woke up Daddy was not home and I was sad. Because he wasn't here and I wanted to play with him. So I went in my room to cry. But then I played with my stuff instead. I played with all my other toys and not Daddy.

When Daddy got home I said YAY! We played and then we ate dinner and I will go right to sleep.

(You like how the entire day with me means nothing? She skips right from Daddy not being here to Daddy getting home? Nice.)


Mommy's room has boring shoes in it. But sometimes I wear her blue shoes. They have sparkly all over them. They are pretty enough for me! But they are waaaaaaay too big. (Not only do I practically not exist, but my shoes are boring. I get no respect at all.)

The two ways I can stay out of time out is to tell the truth and be a good listener. I'm never going to time out again! I'm so excited! I would love to not be in time out again! I would love it!


Here are some nonscent panties. (What panties?) NON-SCENT. (Nonsense?) NON SCENT! (Non-scent panties? What does non-scent mean?) It means beautiful. Because look! They are princess panties! (Two languages are not enough for her - she has to make up her own as well.)