Daddy! We played at the park with the worms!

I snuggled Mommy this morning, and when we woke up the lights were on and everything was happening - it.. was... DAY TIME! We started to get dressed because we were going to go somewhere and do lots of fun stuff! We had classes and I got stamps!

Bridget was there and I was hopping on the little brown thing that you hop on and that you walk on... the bead? That brown thing that you walk on is called the BEAD. (The balance beam. It was an open gymnastics class.)

And then we played and jumped and sat in a chair and got a stamp but now it's all gone. (The "instructor" stamped their hands -it was the only thing she did that I could see.) And we did the chicken dance! And then we went to the park and there were WORMS! The early bird gets the worm! A worm slithers on the floor like a snake. And it says buuh! buh! buuh! buuuuuh! And that kind of worm, is a special worm. The park was wet! And I got the wet butt! And belly. The ground was wet and I got the wet butt. I was going down the slide and it was wet and I got a little wet. And I went down the slide on my belly and my belly got wet. Jonas got all wet. His pants were all the way wet.

And then we went home. And Mommy's friend Venessa bought me another crown with purple three on the front and little jewels to make the top. I can wear it all the time, and I can share it with you (Daddy) because it's your favorite color! (He was, as always, thrilled to know he would be permitted to borrow one of her tiaras.)

And we had a bath bomb! And now we're doing naked playing. And I spelled short! I spelled it for you, but I don't know how to spell it anymore. (Joe: S...H...) O, R, T!!!!!

(Jaynie looks at Joe, who is shirtless and says...)Ooh! A traveling gun show!

I'm all done. That's my whole day. It's time to go right to sleep. (Yeah, right.)